WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

imageimage

I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

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elartistaguapisimo:

so 90s it physically hurts

elartistaguapisimo:

so 90s it physically hurts

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THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE



I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.

"

- THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via thosewhowork)

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whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

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lacapitana:

this time we’ve spent together is meant to last us quite a while

So let’s drink to memories we shared
Down one for all the hopes and cares
Here’s two for being unaware that you’re gone
Because before too long you’ll be a memory

Mayday Parade/One Man Drinking Games

I’m obsessed with this song.

rhydonmyhardon:

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

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"Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. It’s the most twisted logic of all time."

- John Mayer (via paradiche)

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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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